Ugh, c’mon guys. Zayn didn’t get another pointless tattoo, he’s just becoming an air-bender, durr. GOSH.
The guys all say that they'd date a fan, but c'mon-- I think we all know that isn't true
- Or, at least, they'd never date a hardcore fan. I mean, can you imagine what that date would look like?
- Him: Hi Y/N! It's so nice to finally meet you! You seem like such an interesting person, I'd really just love to get to know more about each other! When's your birthday?
- You: -Gives date-
- Him: That's nice. Mine's the--
- You: I know exactly when your birthday is, and you know what? Our astrological signs match up! Wanna hear your horoscope? I look it up every day. And for everyone else in the band. And for all of your family members. Speaking of which, your mom seems really nice! I'd really like to get to know her. Did you know, we have the same favorite color? Seriously. I mean, it used to be a color I was pretty neutral towards, but then you were able to show me the light! And you know that shirt you wore at that concert? Well, I went out and bought the same thing so that we can be matching! Oh-- you wouldn't mind signing my 30982903423 copies of your CD, right? Have you been able to find your favorite food on the menu? I chose this restaurant specifically because I know they have it. It just so happens to be my favorite food now, too. I mean, it's definitely something that's an acquired taste, but thanks to you I'm learning to try new things and give things a second chance, even if I absolutely hate them the first 900 times I try them!
- You: So... My place or yours?
- Him: Cheque, please!